Today, I found out for my estimated 2 1/2 hour procedure that...

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2018 20:31

Today, I found out for my estimated 2 1/2 hour procedure that I will be awake the whole time. Restrained. Not to worry though, apparently I will have plenty of numbing injections and Valium..... I have severe anxiety.

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Sunday 14 January 2018 5:22

What is the procedure for?

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Mynxie 26

Sunday 14 January 2018 5:22

What is the procedure for?

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