Today, I forgot I had left my 2 vibrators in my hotel bed (we're... - FML

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By FBS - 07/02/2018 05:43

Today, I forgot I had left my 2 vibrators in my hotel bed (we're on vacation). I got to know the maid really well, and I came back to the room realizing she had cleaned. One of my vibrators was sitting on the nightstand on a paper towel (awkward), the bed was made, and my other one was missing. FML

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5th_point_of_contact 8

Saturday 10 February 2018 5:17

I’m thinking she’s wanting you to ask about that other toy.

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5th_point_of_contact 8

Saturday 10 February 2018 5:17

I’m thinking she’s wanting you to ask about that other toy.

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