Intimacy: Today, I find out the reason my boyfriend can't cum with me is... - FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2016 04:38 - United States - Edwards

Today, I find out the reason my boyfriend can't cum with me is because he's desensitised...aka he watches so much porn that he can't cum without it. FML

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