Miscellaneous: Today I finally saw my favourite band at a concert after 7 years...

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By redface - 15/01/2016 18:23 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today I finally saw my favourite band at a concert after 7 years of admiration, we won a meet and greet ticket beforehand, when I met the band I panicked and told them to "enjoy the band" FML

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