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By anonymous - 10/04/2016 05:45 - United States - Aspers

Today, I felt so tired at work that I started napping in the back on top of the tablecloths. Then, I woke up freaked out and ran around the restaurant trying to fix my lack of service, but it was too late. Finally, I woke up from my dream in my bed. I guess these 80 hour weeks are getting to me. FML

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