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By annoyedchild - 31/03/2016 11:14 - United States
Today, I fell off our hotel bed, scraping my head on the hardwood nightstand. The only 'help' from my parents was a "[my name] you woke us up, please go back to bed." I guess ill go bandage my bleeding self by myself. If i can make it to the bathroom. FML