Today, I failed hard at a color test. I thought it was a joke because most of the colors looked the same to me. Now I know why people laugh at my clothes color choices. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found one of those online color blindness tests where you have to distinguish a colored number from the pattern. Not being able to, I spent hundreds of dollars on medical tests to discover that the pattern online was a joke. FML
Today, I failed a Rorschach test. How do you fail a Rorschach test? WTF. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, in an effort to save money, I dyed my hair at home. I used the wrong shade, or brand, or maybe I shouldn’t have bought a cheap one, but now I look like a mutant traffic cone. My boss asked if I was “expressing myself” or “just having a midlife crisis.” I can’t afford to fix it, so I’m stuck like this for weeks. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML
Today, after passing various interviews and tests, I was given a great job pending a pre-employment medical test. Now I'm jobless and colorblind. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
Today, I tried doing a hair dye at home for the first time. I misread the instructions and left the dye on for twice the recommended time. Now my hair is the color of a traffic cone and brittle enough to break if I sneeze. FML
Today, I had a giant Scantron test. After putting 10 answers, I noticed every single answer was A. I got freaked out and started putting random answers. Turns out every answer on the test was A. I failed. FML
Today, I walked into school confident about the new hair color I'd had done over the weekend. My drama teacher apparently dyed her hair the same color; everyone noticed and thought I'd copied her. FML
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Space_Teddy 29
my dad has the same problem, he only sees black grey and white, and most of my blood related uncles and nephes cant see red or green (i think)
OnlyAvailableID 28
You should feel special, it's pretty rare for women to be colour blind.
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Comments (110)
1jordan1 11
Have you never heard of colored blindness?
Kriositivity 7
Don't worry about what colours you wear :-) style is changing and pretty much anything goes. Best of luck!
ShadowVixenII 1
Colour blindness only happens in 0.4% of females, so you're pretty special.
PurelyCanadian 18
As much as that sucks, it's better late to know than never. At least now you know.
undertaker0024 3
That's a hell of a way to find out you are color blind
Jadea_fml 12
OP would it be at all possible for someone to organize your closet/dresser for you based on color?
CosmicElk 26
Damn op, join the rest of us, it gets frustrating sometimes!