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sauve dino. Groslay, France

Today, I explained to my five year-old son that the dinosaurs were wiped out because of a meteorite that hit our planet. He replied, "They should've stood out of the way." FML

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He's only 5 you know. It's not a big deal that he doesn't understand what a meteorite is...

Yeah, my stupid 3 year old son can't even do calculus. Darn idiot.

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_ravens_ 11

OH NO! YOU'RE 5 YEAR OLD DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THAT CONCEPT!!!!! Definitely a real FML right there

Not proven it was an asteroid btw

Smart 5 year old

I really wish there was a "so what?" option along with the "I agree, your life sucks" and "you deserved it"

Beyond the obvious need for further explanation, I think OP's kid is quite clever in a realistic sense. You go kid!

How did this get through moderation?

btahmisyan 0

Aww that's so cute

You're kid is awesome!

That kid is going places