Kids: Today, I explained to my five year-old son that the dinosaurs...

By sauve dino. - 25/03/2016 03:12 - France - Groslay

Today, I explained to my five year-old son that the dinosaurs were wiped out because of a meteorite that hit our planet. He replied, "They should've stood out of the way." FML

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ryskusarts 10

Friday 25 March 2016 12:14

He's only 5 you know. It's not a big deal that he doesn't understand what a meteorite is...

coming back in the future 30

Friday 25 March 2016 12:35

Yeah, my stupid 3 year old son can't even do calculus. Darn idiot.

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_ravens_ 11

Friday 25 March 2016 13:59

OH NO! YOU'RE 5 YEAR OLD DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THAT CONCEPT!!!!! Definitely a real FML right there

refticon 31

Friday 25 March 2016 14:05

Not proven it was an asteroid btw

paniq 11

Friday 25 March 2016 16:06

Smart 5 year old

lunax_fml 14

Friday 25 March 2016 16:07

I really wish there was a "so what?" option along with the "I agree, your life sucks" and "you deserved it"

B00K_L0V3R93 31

Friday 25 March 2016 16:10

Beyond the obvious need for further explanation, I think OP's kid is quite clever in a realistic sense. You go kid!

RinoaHeartilly 36

Friday 25 March 2016 16:22

How did this get through moderation?

btahmisyan 0

Wednesday 18 January 2017 5:17

Aww that's so cute

1gullible_bugger 34

Wednesday 23 May 2018 7:06

You're kid is awesome!

-Annoyed 9

Wednesday 31 October 2018 22:35

That kid is going places

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