Today, i discovered that my room mate doesn't wash his hands... - FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2017 13:53

Today, i discovered that my room mate doesn't wash his hands with soap after peeing, arguing that soap is bad for your skin. When i said there are plenty of organic, ecological, all-natural, and even beneficial, soaps out there he simply rolled his eyes and went into his room. FML

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Saturday 21 October 2017 21:45

Then again, soap being organic, ecological or natural have nothing to do with it

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