Today I discovered I have male pattern baldness. I'm a 55 year... - FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2019 19:23 - Anonymous Proxy

Today I discovered I have male pattern baldness. I'm a 55 year old woman.. FML

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Surewhatever 35

Saturday 12 October 2019 18:13

I'm sorry OP, maybe this is obvious, but have you considered a wig? A friend of mine is recovering from breast cancer and she got some seriously awesome wigs, I was almost jealous!

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Surewhatever 35

Saturday 12 October 2019 18:13

I'm sorry OP, maybe this is obvious, but have you considered a wig? A friend of mine is recovering from breast cancer and she got some seriously awesome wigs, I was almost jealous!

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