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By novdestiny - 02/05/2016 08:42 - Australia - Hughes

Today, I discovered I am both broke and out of toilet paper. oh well, no pooping til payday, I guess. FML
I agree, your life sucks 423
You deserved it 64

Top comments

andrmac 25

Better idea go to public bathroom with bag take 1 roll to last till payday even if you have to unroll it all into the bag.

Two solutions. Go to a fast food joint and take a lot of napkins. OR go to a fast food place or place of work, and just roll down all the toilet paper into your bag. Come on people learn to be resourceful!

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No businesses with public toilets around? McDonalds maybe

andrmac 25

Better idea go to public bathroom with bag take 1 roll to last till payday even if you have to unroll it all into the bag.

Two solutions. Go to a fast food joint and take a lot of napkins. OR go to a fast food place or place of work, and just roll down all the toilet paper into your bag. Come on people learn to be resourceful!

Go to a restaurant, use the restroom; and take some TP

XxGaLaXy_HiTzxX 14

Just take a poop during each work day, balance it out with your meals

You have water use it just like europeans

Do what I use to do when I was broke. I went to a grocery store or gas station and busted the lid mostly it was already broke and took the toilet paper that had the least amount on it. Lasted me for a bit! Though the toilet paper was rough as hell. Don't make it a habit though.

hopela1 10

The idea is to save first, and then spend what you have left dumbass