Today, I discovered how pathetically introverted I am when during a car ride with my family, I said, "I really like this song" and my parents gasped because they didn't realize I was in the back seat. And I'm their only child. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, while riding on the car with my family, I put on my headphones and pretended to be listening to music and when my parents talked to me, I pretended I couldn't hear them. They took this opportunity to discuss how fat I was and how I can't hold down a boyfriend. They were laughing as well. FML
Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML
Today, my teenage daughter came out into the living room and began belting out a song. When I cleared my throat, she screamed, turned beet red, and said, “I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE!” She’d been hiding all day, and to say I'm judging her would be an understatement. FML
Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML
Today, I was singing loudly in my car at a red light, completely oblivious. When I finished the song, I turned to see a bus full of passengers watching (and also some of them filming) my performance. FML
Today, I tried to overcome my shyness by warmly greeting the bus driver while entering it. I instead blurted out really loudly the words of the song my iPod was playing. FML
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
Today, my Mom was gushing to a relative about going to see a very famous singer with my sister while we were at dinner. I smiled politely, until the relative asked why I wasn’t going. I felt too embarrassed to admit I hadn’t been asked, despite having the money, so I awkwardly made something up. FML
Today, my roommate eavesdropped on me singing. When I realized he was there, he said I was "fucking incredible" and asked me to do another song. There's just one issue: I only sing well when I'm alone. The result was predictably bad. If it was possible to literally die of embarrassment, I wouldn't be writing this. FML
Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML
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Sinamoi 18
Ninja in training...well done.
DespairFaction 11
*gasp* I didn't know you were on FML! It's ok like to sleep if I'm not driving.
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Comments (93)
MissMisc3 7
Glad someone said it, especially because the usual response is "you should get out more". You phrased it perfectly.
worldclassrager 41
your not introverted your a ninja... :D
iliketosneeze 5
only child...still not the favourite
hateevryone 15
What's wrong with being introverted?
SaturnV 25
You should do a search for The Power of Introverts". It's a very interesting and enlightening TED talk that you might benefit from seeing. :)
Pandasaurus 14
You should be proud, not many people can be avoided that easily you know.
Veradux 12
Why do you consider it pathethic to be introvert?
Len_Kagamine 8
Congratulations, Canada someone finally noticed you! (Hetalia reference)
Len_Kagamine 8
Sorry, I didn't see the other Hetalia comment until I posted this.. awkward..
ipeacemusic 0
He was a freak anyway. Single is better than dating that guy
cordelay98 10
You could be an awesome spy!!!!
Len_Kagamine 8
or ninja..