Today, I decided to visit my girlfriend who lives 20 hours away. Four Red Bulls: $11.50. Gas: $200. Driving halfway across the country to find your girlfriend in bed with another guy? FML
Tuck_My_Life tells us more.
OP here. Yeah, so first off all of you who are bitching at me about the whole mastercard thing... I don't frequent this website enough to know which formats are enjoyable for those that do nothing and read this site, and those that do not. So if you're mad about that... I really couldn't care less. I honestly don't know which part of this thing is worse though... my girlfriend (who is away for school) cheating on me, or a good portion of the web junkies on this site telling me that I'm making it up.
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Top comments
FPsLife 5
Haha, love the FML instead of priceless at the end. >.> FYL though
uneekfreak16 0
20 hours away? You don't deserve it but, dang, I wouldn't have a relationship that long distance.
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Comments (240)
Bbaker789 0
haha this was awesome. way to be creative and go MasterCard with FmL. I love it
vvvvvsss 0
put that mother ******* ass on the ground and call the cops because he raped her
strawberryspacejam 11
******* take a flight fucktard
BeachPanda 0
4 red bulls? WOW. bladder of a champ
iPunchedBigFoot 5
Priceless
SapphireSympathy 7
LOL. maybe u shouldve called first. ;) fyl. priceless xD
Kyckge 1
Ow that's priceless. For everything else, there's mastercard.
dansco 25
Maybe you should've called first...
devmelnorchr 0
priceless?
Hard1k 0
wow wat a fukn bitchy *****..im sry to hear dat damnu shudve fukd da guy up and da bitch cuz sge deserves it..next time dnt waste ur time for a ***** agan.