Anonymous
Stockbridge, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I decided to do a little shopping at Victoria's Secret. The woman at the register smiled and asked, "Got a special someone to impress?" I told her that my boyfriend of three years was in town for New Year's and we haven't seen each other in months. Then I went home to my four cats. FML
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T9FTW 20
You could've avoided this "FML" feeling. Why'd you lie?
puggypark 14
I'm sure you'll find a nice bf. make that your New Years resolution
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Mynamewontfi 40
Show your kitties how great you look! Why does it matter that you are single?
Epikouros 32
Just post a picture on tumblr or Instagram, and plenty of guys will be impressed.
VampOfSavannah 31
Not all women feel the need to ***** around online for attention.
VampOfSavannah 31
There's no shame in buying cute underwear, bras, and lingerie when you're single! I believe it can boost your self esteem. Love your body, and look sexy for yourself!
marcranger 29
Actually, I find that having a drawer full of comfy granny panties that come 6 to a pack is one of my favorite things about not dating, but I do get what you're saying!
marcelmg 10
Its OK, you are just perfectly prepared for that surprise day that you meet a nice partner!
mattrd_fml 31
Were your cats impressed?
angelpro 5
Find happiness within yourself. No need to lie.
onlychildFTW 34
I don't think it's the cashiers business really... Nosey people always asking personal questions when buying something.
challan 19
I'm going to be expecting a cat YouTube thong song video soon, Op. Make it happen.
mizzoukid 6
Sooo.. Who gets to see what you bought, then?
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Her cats. She lied about having a boyfriend.
VampOfSavannah 31
Damn 28, how did you know that? Who do you work for?!
CheckMyProfile 17
Your comment made me laugh. Thanks a lot ma'am!
Dramori 29
Hey, cats like looking at lingerie too, just tell the truth :p
outoftown 27
No, what cats really like is kneading the padding and chewing the lace and elastic.