Anonymous
Stockbridge, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I decided to do a little shopping at Victoria's Secret. The woman at the register smiled and asked, "Got a special someone to impress?" I told her that my boyfriend of three years was in town for New Year's and we haven't seen each other in months. Then I went home to my four cats. FML
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T9FTW 20
You could've avoided this "FML" feeling. Why'd you lie?
puggypark 14
I'm sure you'll find a nice bf. make that your New Years resolution
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SunTzu2 9
That's ok! First pleasure yourself then your kittie
orsombre_fml 11
My mom is a 74 year old petite widow. She wears Victoria's secret too :-D OP, I am sure you are a lovely person. To find a nice boyfriend, take an activity that you enjoy AND where you can find more men than women ;-)
FelixJC 14
While working at retail or stores like that, you aren't ever supposed to assume. So it was wrong of her to say that. On the other hand, there's nothing wrong with being single.
yerawizardlizzy 27
It was pretty stupid of her to say that. She works at Victoria's Secret for pete's sake. It's not like she doesn't see that all day.
xThatOneWeirdGuy 18
Oh no she lied due to insecurity therefore she deserves it... Lol... Self-righteous much?
buckdharma 38
You're too sexy for your cat, too sexy for your cat. Poor pussy, poor pussy cat.
worldclassrager 41
Your single for now...no biggie...someone will come by...
coraline123c 23
There's nothing wrong with buying new clothes just for yourself or anything
saidoh_fml 26
It's ok op; she was probably just pumped up since the big semi-annual sale started today and wanted to be friendly.
awilliams44 9
so you lied? hahaha
ob81 8
Op, you are obviously single by choice. There is someone out there for everyone.