Anonymous
Stockbridge, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I decided to do a little shopping at Victoria's Secret. The woman at the register smiled and asked, "Got a special someone to impress?" I told her that my boyfriend of three years was in town for New Year's and we haven't seen each other in months. Then I went home to my four cats. FML
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T9FTW 20
You could've avoided this "FML" feeling. Why'd you lie?
puggypark 14
I'm sure you'll find a nice bf. make that your New Years resolution
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dreadbeat69 12
Should have told her the guy was her boyfriend
TcheQ 12
Buy stuff for yourself, not for other people. If someone else likes it, great. I'm pretty sure a naked woman doesn't get sexier by adding clothes.
AloysiusWeasley 15
Stop blaming your poor cats (that probably love you), and go check out some dating sites, geez.
DavidKnows 11
The best answer would have been: "Yes....myself"
kiaora_fml 11
I feel sorry for you OP but the cashier was being nosey, why assume you are trying to impress someone. Sometimes us girls buy something a little sexy in the lingerie department to make ourselves feel good.
SUPERKAYLA 18
Don't be ashamed of your life! Who cares if you were going home to your cats!?
an3ph 20
Were your cats impressed?
brandoneyez1 25
If you need someone to show that to..I can help.. Lol
azyjazy713 11
There's nothing wrong with just wanting to look sexy. Single or not
spooked 0
Having a boyfriend has nothing to do with wanting to feel a little sexy. I've never dated anyone, but with the right clothes and place feeling sexy makes me feel myself powerful. Just take your time and be patient :)