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Anonymous Stockbridge, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I decided to do a little shopping at Victoria's Secret. The woman at the register smiled and asked, "Got a special someone to impress?" I told her that my boyfriend of three years was in town for New Year's and we haven't seen each other in months. Then I went home to my four cats. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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You could've avoided this "FML" feeling. Why'd you lie?

I'm sure you'll find a nice bf. make that your New Years resolution

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allyiscute1 22

Daww this is so sad hope you find yourself a love monkey soon!(:

_awwhellnaw_ 45

Good on you! If it makes you feel sexy and you wanna do it, go for it! x

Nothing wrong with that. Buy what you want for you. Plus if you do meet someone you have the undergarments.

I love the fact that BB-8 is on the couch too

I love the underlying Star Wars theme

hoosiergirl94 31

Hey cats are awesome!

I see the traitor in the illustration

Nothing wrong with spending time with your cats for new years, they like the attention too

This sounds like me, except for the buying-lingerie part.

I'm confused here. Did you lie about having a boyfriend or did you get stood up? Sorry if this was asked already. The thread was TL;DR.