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By gigi - 05/09/2016 16:28 - United States - Springfield

Today, I decided to clean the entire house to surprise my dad on his birthday. It was hard for me, considering I'm currently sporting a broken leg. His first response when he got home? "You forgot to dust the lamps." FML
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Taco The Dank 27

That sucks for you, he couldn't be appreciative of task you have done for him. fml

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GhostFox 33

First off, your dad is an absolute and and complete toxic asshole if he does stuff like this with ANY regularity. Two, I really hope you didn't do damage to your leg. You aren't supposed to do strenuous activity that involves the limb that has a broken bone because it can do serious damage. Cleaning IS a strenuous activity, and you may want to schedule a check up and explain what you did so you don't find out X years down he line that there's a bone fragment shoved into your muscle or ligaments.

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Taco The Dank 27

That sucks for you, he couldn't be appreciative of task you have done for him. fml

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GhostFox 33

First off, your dad is an absolute and and complete toxic asshole if he does stuff like this with ANY regularity. Two, I really hope you didn't do damage to your leg. You aren't supposed to do strenuous activity that involves the limb that has a broken bone because it can do serious damage. Cleaning IS a strenuous activity, and you may want to schedule a check up and explain what you did so you don't find out X years down he line that there's a bone fragment shoved into your muscle or ligaments.

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One_In_Three 24

Only one logical solution: make a bonfire with the lamps.

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