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By Charkohol - 19/05/2016 08:49 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I decided to check my email's spam folder. As I was scrolling past junk, I noticed an important government email regarding a job I applied for. Unfortunately, it required a response by May 15th. I missed a rare and amazing opportunity by 4 days because it was marked as spam. Thanks Yahoo! FML

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Iamentertained 13

Thursday 19 May 2016 18:51

Gmail is king.

theawesomeonee 8

Thursday 19 May 2016 23:05

I know I'm stating the obvious now, but that's why you should check your spam folder regularly.

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Iamentertained 13

Thursday 19 May 2016 18:51

Gmail is king.

theawesomeonee 8

Thursday 19 May 2016 23:05

I know I'm stating the obvious now, but that's why you should check your spam folder regularly.

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