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By Waxfail - 24/05/2016 22:37 - United States - Dallas

Today, I decided it would be sexy and spice up my marriage to give myself a Brazilian wax. Although i had never done one before, I figured it was easy. So I put in the wax, without trimming first. I chickened out after the first pull and had a ton of wax left on my that I had no way to remove. Fml

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Emma1562 35

Wednesday 25 May 2016 21:02

Grow some ovaries and rip it off

RazorbackGirl727 2

Thursday 26 May 2016 17:28

Baby oil will break down the wax and you can wash it off no problem.

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Emma1562 35

Wednesday 25 May 2016 21:02

Grow some ovaries and rip it off

RazorbackGirl727 2

Thursday 26 May 2016 17:28

Baby oil will break down the wax and you can wash it off no problem.

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