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Today, I decided I would eat healthy in order to lose weight. Feeling powerful, I threw away all of the icecream in my freezer. An hour later, I picked the icecream carton out of the garbage and ate the entire half-melted carton. FML

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YDI. If you can't control your cravings that badly, then you need to throw it away and KEEP it away.

Sorry, that is disgusting. I've never heard of anyone who has such a lack of self control.

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Oh god ice cream is just not that expensive! I totally get cravings man, but.. yikes. Buy new ice cream next time, mkay? Nobody should EVER want second-hand-sweets. D:

xXxDestinyXxX 0

Use the garbage disposal next time! Or put it under hot water and melt it all.

sorry but thats THE most pathetic thing ive heard BY FAR maybe anti flood beats it i dont know..

Ew =P

lol, the comic is cute XP

u are such a loser it isnt funny

I don't usually cuss but, DAMN

carlablob 0

aw, I feel for you, OP. D: you should try getting counseling and don't pay attention to the haters. :)