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By jyuliassy - 11/08/2016 16:40 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I creep through the dark in the middle of the night to eat some snacks which I usually don't find them salty and flaky. I started feeling odd as I ate more. I turned on the lights and saw molds all over my snacks. FML

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xxDeeStar 27

Friday 12 August 2016 7:00

Aw man that's awful! But didn't you taste the mould?? I'm just curious because I usually instantly taste it! Hope you didn't get sick though!

lakesofire 13

Friday 12 August 2016 8:01

OP said they don't usually taste salty and flaky, so I'd take that as them tasting the mold x_x

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xxDeeStar 27

Friday 12 August 2016 7:00

Aw man that's awful! But didn't you taste the mould?? I'm just curious because I usually instantly taste it! Hope you didn't get sick though!

lakesofire 13

Friday 12 August 2016 8:01

OP said they don't usually taste salty and flaky, so I'd take that as them tasting the mold x_x

xxDeeStar 27

Friday 12 August 2016 10:24

Ohh I see. Thanks for clarifying. If I accidentally taste mould, I usually know it's mould (it just has this district taste for me) - so I guess I was just confused for a second. But everyone has their own experiences of course.

ctosc 21

Tuesday 16 August 2016 20:15

how many times did you eat mould that you can identify the taste? how does that even happen?

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