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By hexonthisex - 14/02/2016 03:47 - United States - Oxnard

Today, I came to find my ex boyfriend in my apartment. He told me my friends invited him and told him where the key was in an attempt to get us back together for Valentine's Day. This is a guy who used to hit me. FML.

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