Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. My mom and dad think that I'm lying, just so I could "fit in" with everyone else. FML
Today, I came out to my therapist as gay. Claiming that my parents "can't be that homophobic", my therapist outed me to them. They kicked me out of the house. FML
Unexpected
Today, I came out to my parents. Their response was basically, "Oh, you’re coming out? But we’ve known for years. It was obvious, so obvious we never knew you were in the closet in the first place." FML
The straights are at it again
Today, I came out to my parents. My mother laughed and, when I asked her what was so funny, she told me, "Well, most gays are attractive, muscular, funny and can dress very well. You're ugly, fat, boring, and have no sense of fashion. Good luck." FML
Today, I came out to my parents. They nodded empathetically throughout my entire speech and told me repeatedly that it was okay. As I smiled and stood up, my dad asked, "But you're still going to marry a guy, right?" FML
Follow the lifescript
Today, I came out to my parents as lesbian. Surprisingly, they were OK with it… just as long as I still marry a dude, give them grandbabies, and keep the whole lesbian thing a deep, dark, shameful secret that we never talk about again. FML
About that...
Today, my brother came out to our parents. They weren't super happy with it, but they said that it was ok since they still had a straight son. I don't know how to tell them that I'm gay too. FML
Not today, Satan
Today, I briefly considered coming out to my parents when the topic of LGBTQ+ people came up in conversation, until my dad called them “socially deranged.” FML
Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML
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iarefatal 9
It's bad when the people of the Internet will take you more seriously than your parents. Sorry op
Harpy20 24
You can laugh in their shocked faces when you bring home your new girlfriend.
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Comments (123)
iluvFMLs15 19
It could be worse, they could have disowned you. Be glad all they did was laugh.
JimmyHopkins 7
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
versionfour 1
I'm sorry
brony4life_twi 7
I'm sorry your parents are fools. I would never do to that to my boys if they ended up being gay. It's a choice and yours alone to make.
fantasyworld 39
I'm sorry.
MissyQuinn 14
That's horrible...why would anyone do that.
vincent57_fml 14
Dude, the same thing happened to me. I was shaking and everything. It hurts, but you learn to not give a **** over time. Just live through it until the "no ***** given" sinks in.
beksj23 15
Shank them with a unicorn horn. It will make them fabulous.
TheLynx_fml 20
What did you come out as?
harpermurphy 5
Aw I'm sorry that sucks