Animals: Today, I came home to my 6 year old puppy bloody and near death... - FML

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By Internal Screaming - 20/02/2016 16:07 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I came home to my 6 year old puppy bloody and near death on my floor. I quickly brought her to the vet, and was advised to put her down. I did, and came home to my dog being all happy to see me home. I would've been glad to see her, had her paws not stained my shirt with fresh blood. FML.

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