Love: Today, I came home to find my boyfriend had bought spray on hair... - FML

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By Inoblitus - 11/03/2016 07:21 - United States - Elizabeth

Today, I came home to find my boyfriend had bought spray on hair remover. He sprayed his whole body from the neck down n now feels women complain too much about hair removal because this "only took him 15 minutes" to do. I now have a smug hairless gerbil for a boyfriend.fml.

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