Today, I called the company with whom I had a job interview last week, which I thought went great, but hadn't heard back from. One of the interviewers claimed that I tried to grope her. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I called a possible employer I had an interview with about a week ago to see if I had got the job that I have already been trained for. Her response? "Are you sure I interviewed you?" FML
Today, I got a call from the only company that asked me to come in for an interview of the many applications I submitted. I answered it even though I was at my current job. My boss heard and chewed me out. The call was to cancel the interview since the position was filled. FML
Today, my phone cut out during a call for a job interview. I tried calling them back, but there was no answer. Later, I got an email from the interviewer, saying I was no longer being considered for the position due to my being "rude and unprofessional." FML
Today, I had a woman accuse me of trying to steal her husband over the phone, just because I called and asked for him. I'm an interviewer. FML
Today, I went to a job interview and, trying to sound confident, I shook the interviewer’s hand and said, "Nice to meet me." I didn’t get the job. FML
Today, I got through to the phone interview stage for a great job. When the phone rang, I answered and suddenly, spontaneously, burped really loudly. The interviewer hung up. FML
Today, the person that interviewed me for a job was the same person I called a "fat bitch" at a baseball game after she knocked over my drink while she was dancing. She recognized me too. FML
Today, my mom called while I was at a job interview. I ignored the call, but the interviewer was so offended by the fact I'd rudely left it on at all, that he threw me out. I found out from my mom later that she'd called to wish me good luck. FML
Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML
Today, after months of job hunting, I finally got a phone interview with a company. Excited, I prepared for the interview and conducted extensive research on the company. The interview ended within a minute. They'd got the wrong person. FML
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as260191 5
Did you?
fastcared 1
A similar thing happened to me; turns out the false claim against me was made by a very overweight woman who has a very negative self image. She claimed that I called her a "fat pig" -- Like I would do that during a job interview ??? Really weird, but there you are.
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Comments (50)
feminist19 0
how can you think an interview went well if you sexually harrassed someone you pig
barlessprison 16
I think the point is, he didn't actually grope anyone.
thequickredofox 0
Clearly it's hard to make out the tiny typing from waaaaaaaay up there on that soap box.
OverEnthusiast 0
...I don't think he'd be asking for sympathy if he'd actually groped her. Don't be stupid. Chill out the femenism honey, you give the rest of us who just want to be paid equally and things like that a bad name. Note: Most femenists are not man-hating bitches who refuse to do anything to even try and make themselves look nice. There's a difference between objectifying oneself and simply making an effort.
Ringmaster1 0
Yes, most feminists are actually exactly as you described, nice try.
the_stereotype 0
fem man hermaphro troll, get the **** of the internet
repyourcliche 0
this is probably obvious, but what exactly is a troll?
liketoknow 0
either this is retarded or you are ! Take your pick!
andreophile 0
Maybe your alter-ego did.
playfuldesk 0
Shut up u feminazi bitch
Guairdean 0
You're lucky. She might have have filed a false sexual harassment suit if they'd hired you.
Finnboghi 0
This is why sexual assault (rape, harassment, etc.) charges must come with a counter-suit of defamation. If it can be irrefutably proven that the accused is innocent, then the accuser was only making a court case to damage the accused's reputation - which is defamation.
Guairdean 0
How it should be, and how it really is, are two different subjects. All she has to say is that there were no witnesses. Her story will be believed, yours won't. A woman at a former office decided she wanted attention (she was well known as a troublemaker, but was very careful in her attacks) and she made a false claim against a co-worker. He was counselled and the incident was noted in his personnel file, she got her attention. About a month later she made a claim against him again. He got a week off without pay, she got her attention. He was told that his only recourse was to provide a witness, she didn't need one. He left soon after that and I left a little after he did. It was a toxic environment and I decided that it wasn't worth the risk.
hahasuckstobeyou 0
Femnazis gotta become an internet-wide saying, because its sooo true. Has anyone heard it any other place than fml?
moonlight_daze 8
Yes. It's a term that's been around long before FML existed. Maybe even before the internet existed.
john_bell 0
I'm not hearing a denial in there.
gc_fml 0
22, yes, it's common knowledge
Rota 0
Maddox also used the term years ago.
cmac86 24
sounds like a place I would want to work at.