Intimacy: Today, I called my gynecologist for my test results. He said,...

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By Bob - 14/05/2016 03:59 - Japan

Today, I called my gynecologist for my test results. He said, "There are three... Oh wait. There are 7 problems. You need to come in." I have only had sex without a condom once. FML

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Benpie 22

Sunday 15 May 2016 2:03

Once is enough

SpyroMello 29

Sunday 15 May 2016 8:16

It's means OP may possibly have 7 different STDs or STIs. Should be pretty obvious.

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Benpie 22

Sunday 15 May 2016 2:03

Once is enough

xxkrystalxx 14

Sunday 15 May 2016 6:42

Wooaah this needs a follow up. What happened?

SpyroMello 29

Sunday 15 May 2016 8:16

It's means OP may possibly have 7 different STDs or STIs. Should be pretty obvious.

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