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nowthatsfcked Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I saw him with another woman. I confronted both of them in screaming rage "What the fuck? Are you cheating on me with this ugly slut?" They were in shock. Turns out it was his cousin visiting from New Jersey, he was gonna introduce us at dinner. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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And this is why we don't jump to conclusions....

that is all your fault. you should get your angry jealous streak in check.

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ydi on so many levels Today, my cousin came into town. while i was talking to her my crazy girlfriend yelled at us because she thought i was cheating on her. FML

omgnowayhaha 0

fucktard

Way to assume

whoaaa there. way to jump to conclusions and make yourself look bad.

ChicaChica5683 0

assumtions assumtions.... tsk tsk

MasterOfTheXP 2

This isn't an FML. This is a FAIL.

Bah, OP is a woman. They have to jump to the most dramatic conclusions and make an idiot of themselves. I say let them do it, then give them shit about being dumbasses later.

MarkXVII 0

Don't jump 2 conclusions. simple as that

a **** is pretty a ***** is ugly get ur facts right