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By Failure at life - 22/03/2016 00:36 - United States - Eau Claire
Today,I bought an automatic fragrance dispenser for my apartment. I was trying to figure out how to turn it on when it sprayed "forever flower" in to my mouth... Eight hours later I still can't stop drooling. FML.