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By Programmers Need Wrists Too - 01/03/2016 08:03 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I asked my teacher if I could have time off from online courses so my wrist injury could correctly heal. She told me to take painkillers and deal with it. That would be fine, except for the fact that the field I'm studying to get in to requires daily use of a keyboard and she knows it. FML

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