Love: Today, I asked my boyfriend if I looked alright for our date.... - FML

By Chey1309 - 29/06/2010 03:19 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend if I looked alright for our date. He said, "Honey, you look fine, just don't go out in public like that." FML

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El_Pwnzor 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 15:47

ROFL, all the guys in the comments say she was probably dressing like a tramp. All the girls think the guy is a jerk.

OwNowBrownCow 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 9:03

you look like a fool with those buns

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IzzyWeezy 0

Friday 2 July 2010 8:17

Staciii you look hot! GUYS DON'T BE DOUBLE FACED! He said it cuz she looked awful not cuz she was too beautiful. girl you deserved it!!!!

jones21310 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 7:41

Hahahaha. my husband says that all the time. He always means he doesn't want to share how I look with anyone else and this conversation always ends with sex.

Nemle22 4

Friday 30 July 2010 14:48

Why is this a FML? Either you looked bad, and he told you the truth to spare your feelings from further humiliation...or he meant it in the sense that you look so hot he'd get jealous if you went out like that. Either way...stop bitching and be happy you have a man who's honest with you. Or would you rather have a guy who'd lie to your face?

gregorygreg87 12

Thursday 17 November 2011 2:04

Daniel Tosh would be proud.

hateevryone 14

Sunday 12 February 2012 5:12

sweetie, get a better boyfriend.

bnbguy 4

Monday 13 February 2012 0:03

She's in Texas Chainsaw 2.0

SaracottaPie 5

Friday 17 February 2012 0:09

Reminds me of Kelly from Misfits

rcbarnes 24

Friday 2 March 2012 14:28

Misfits = awesome.

lovepandorasaver 11

Thursday 29 March 2012 2:59

I'm on your side if you put a lot of time into getting ready, his if you didn't.

PurpleKicks 22

Saturday 21 April 2012 0:25

hahaha sounds like something id say to my GF...

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