Miscellaneous: Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to go see a movie or...

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By Chara - 25/02/2016 21:57 - United States - Bothell

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to go see a movie or something as soon as we arrived in the movie he broke up with me in front of everyone including my 3 best friends who "conveniently" were there FML

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