Today... I am well known as the nicest cashier at our store,...

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By "Demonic Rainbow" - 16/06/2017 04:52

Today... I am well known as the nicest cashier at our store, out of 30 people, according to both co-workers and customers. Just sat through a meeting on how bad my attitude is...FML.

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ArbiterOfFML 24

Thursday 6 July 2017 5:29

The irony of this situation. So you are so nice you're mean? -And so the truth was lost forever-Miles Edgeworth.

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ArbiterOfFML 24

Thursday 6 July 2017 5:29

The irony of this situation. So you are so nice you're mean? -And so the truth was lost forever-Miles Edgeworth.

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