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By Birchwood - 05/04/2016 10:07 - United States - Dayton

Today, I am traveling to Orlando Florida from central Michigan, I have been in a car for nine and a half hours. which wouldn't be so bad if I had a brother who knew what personal space was and it would be better if I want on my period and haven't changed my pad in six hours FML.

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