Transportation: Today, I am so used to driving with my girlfriend in the car,... - FML

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By hahaItsthat1guy - 30/05/2016 02:56 - United States - Beech Grove

Today, I am so used to driving with my girlfriend in the car, I accidentally called my sister babe. FML

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TheBelt 19

Monday 30 May 2016 19:54

Laugh it off, I'm sure there is far more embarrassing things to come.

bosniangirl27 21

Tuesday 31 May 2016 19:51

Laught it off and move on

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TheBelt 19

Monday 30 May 2016 19:54

Laugh it off, I'm sure there is far more embarrassing things to come.

bosniangirl27 21

Tuesday 31 May 2016 19:51

Laught it off and move on

JairBear241 6

Wednesday 1 June 2016 21:40

Well that had to be awkward

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