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By Mac_man314 - 26/04/2016 04:53 - United States

Today, I am so far in the friendzone I realized I was giving advice to the girl of my dreams on how to read my best friend and tell if he likes her or not. FML

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GimonMon 14

Tuesday 26 April 2016 19:40

The friendzone doesn't exist, she either likes you or not. But other than that yeah i feel your pain.

Publikwerks 14

Tuesday 26 April 2016 17:26

Move on. I was like that when I was younger - have a crush on someone and never let go. Then I started putting myself out there, and just dated. Just to go out and have a good time with people. And thats how I met my wife. You wont ever meet a GF if your stuck chasing someone who doesn't dig you like that.

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Publikwerks 14

Tuesday 26 April 2016 17:26

Move on. I was like that when I was younger - have a crush on someone and never let go. Then I started putting myself out there, and just dated. Just to go out and have a good time with people. And thats how I met my wife. You wont ever meet a GF if your stuck chasing someone who doesn't dig you like that.

GimonMon 14

Tuesday 26 April 2016 19:40

The friendzone doesn't exist, she either likes you or not. But other than that yeah i feel your pain.

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