Love: Today, I agreed to go on a date with the creepy guy from my Economics...

By shameless - 28/04/2013 22:24 - United States - Canton

Today, I agreed to go on a date with the creepy guy from my Economics class because I'm so broke that I could really use the free meal. FML

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Monday 29 April 2013 9:50

So.. the Economics class isn't working, then?

Koravel 10

Monday 29 April 2013 9:45

Food is food, no matter the means of acquiring it

Comments

unixdude 9

Monday 29 April 2013 18:03

Congratulations on being a *****, *****.

Fedezzer 20

Monday 29 April 2013 19:05

If a guy did this, everyone would see it as cruel, and then go to town on verbally abusing him. If it's a girl? Well then it's fine if she uses a dead end date for food.

fwongraven 10

Wednesday 1 May 2013 23:47

From the comments I don't think people see it as fine at all. Sexism Fail.

Fedezzer 20

Saturday 25 May 2013 17:14

Well, mine counts as a comment too. 'Witty reply' Fail.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 29 April 2013 19:10

Wouldn't it make for interesting dinner conversations if it turns out he was dating you for the same reason. BF: Would you mind picking up the check? I'm a little short this month. OP: What!? Holy Shit. Do you know how to DnD? (Dine and Dash).

dr_snow_bear 29

Monday 29 April 2013 19:11

I ain't saying she's a gold digger.....she's saying it.

baconeggs142 4

Monday 29 April 2013 19:15

That made me actually lol

baconeggs142 4

Monday 29 April 2013 19:17

This is only an FML for that poor guy.

finch01 18

Monday 29 April 2013 20:06

free food.

depocadoll 15

Monday 29 April 2013 20:10

Hey, you never know, he could end up brining you years of happiness! Lol just give it a shot. Most people deserve a chance at the heart of the person they like, and those that dont... Well... Chances are he isn't really that creepy.... Maybe. (;