Today, everything that was beautiful and pure in my life turned into a terrible, warped version of what it once was. Today, I lost all hope and no longer believe that life, although sometimes shitty, is sweet and worth living. Today, I met my mother-in-law. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my hate for my mother-in-law now outweighs my love for my husband. FML
Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML
Today, I was trying to cope with my emotions so I could hold them back, but mom made it worse by inviting my niece, who is only attracted to my sister-in-law AKA Mommy, and she will cry till she gets her way. What a fucking day. FML
Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML
Today, my mother-in-law passed away. She wasn’t even cold yet when my wife told me she wanted a divorce. Apparently, only her mother guilt-tripping her kept us together the last few years, but now she’s dead, she’s dumping my ass. FML
Today, things got so bad with my mother-in-law that I seriously considered faking my entire family's deaths to escape it all. FML
Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML
Today, I am living a nightmare. My mother is now friends with my wife and my mother-in-law, plus my sister is now friends with my wife’s sisters. All that needs to happen now is they all get together in the same room and my life will be over; it will be a 7 on 1 massacre, and I’ll be the 1. FML
Today, my mom said, "I'm sorry your life is such shit." She meant it as an apology. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
This is probably the most poetic description of the abomination otherwise known as a monster-in-law.
uoeno_fml 20
It all started when she hijacked your computer, didn't it?
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Comments (107)
chillinout 2
Be careful! The fruit doesn't fall so far from tree
jh921971 10
You didn't meet her before you were married?
vanitynoblet 8
i literally made an account just to tell you that this is the whiniest shit i've ever read this sounds like something a 12 year old emo chick would write in her livejournal back in 05
tj5810 21
Deadjournal was where it was at though. :P
yerawizardlizzy 27
You didn't meet her before you got married?
Nederlander95 14
You never met her before getting married?
tman1985 9
same here
Jeffy91 28
Im sure your partner said the same thing when they met their mother-in-law. You oughta be thanking your mother-in-law instead of despising her. If it wasn't for her, your loved one wouldn't exist. From the sounds of it... you are an ignorant living organism made up of what is known as " Cry baby whiner cells". damn
Tonka2203 7
i feel your pain OP :(
tj5810 21
Welcome to the club. Why are in-laws so terrible?
kn1ghtf1re 2
The problem starts with the fact that you just met your mother in law. This goes to say you're already married. It should have been a hint if you didn't meet her before you got married.