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By CalixQyu - 18/02/2016 14:01 - United States - San Francisco
Today, employees from a local Kroger's threatened to call the cops on me. I'm an African-American teen and it's almost midnight. Their reason, "trying to break into people cars." The only car I tried to get in was my own, to which my mom (who's inside) has the keys to. They don't believe me. FML.