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By musoboy - 10/04/2016 14:28 - Australia - Drummoyne
Today, coming home after dark, I got a nice surprise in my driveway. Not only did I faceplant the spider web that my hand in front had somehow missed, but I collected the resident spider squarely in my eye then spent the next 20 minutes fishing it out of eyelid. Next time I'm using the torch. FML