By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML
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akd_rocks 0

Okay I'm the person that wrote this, I wrote it earlier today before I got my account and its one hundered percent true we talked about family we exchanged pics but i had never met him before he was my moms sisters son adn i have never met that part of my family because my mom was disowned for marrying my dad. his last name was my moms maiden name so i didnt think anything of it especially since its a common last name, SMITH. soo yes it may seem ridiculous but its real and awful

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Savvy89 0

Hey in some places its okay to do that. MORE POWER TO YOU! handle your business. btw if you will spend that much money on me for a date, ill take you out =D

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SurpriseButtseks 0

I agree with #3. You should have figured it out in 2 months. But after spending $530... you should have ****** him anyway. lol

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renthead88 0

this is from a credit card commercail

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Amkii 0

So you never exchanged photos or asked for each other's names? A little weird. It's also a little... OK, REALLY weird you'd spend that much for a first date. But hey, if you're in Kentucky, all this is fine. Y'know... 4 million people, 4 last names.

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g_unit 0

schooling to learn how to use $'s. Free. Common sense.

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msling55 0

HAHAHAH. oh man. well hey, at least you have a new dress.

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cufnc 0

Ummm you didn't even ask each other's names?

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chloelovestoswim 6

I agree like why would u even meet him if u dont know his name?

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beepelati 5

maybe they used fake names for some crazy reason, or maybe they didn't know each other that well!

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Blippety 23

Not all cousins have the same last name...

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lolwhat_fml 0

LOL! FUNNIEST FML EVERRRRR :D

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chasem_fml 0

how do you chat with someone for 2 months and not realize you are related? YDI

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itsTiffany 0

This has to be bullshit... there's no way you could talk to a person for 2 months and not be able to figure out you're actually related. Unless, of course, your conversations were completely brainless and dull.

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