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By malaak2 - 03/07/2014 21:28 - United Arab Emirates - Abu Dhabi

Today, being the class nerd hasn't stopped me from being naive: none of my so-called friends has talked to me since the last day of exams. FML

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malaak2 16

Friday 4 July 2014 23:27

This wasn't the first time something like this happens and it never hurt me until now because we graduated. I just felt bad cause I won't be friends with anyone from school anymore, and maybe that I won't have a chance to get my revenge.

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meganlovestea 15

Friday 4 July 2014 8:58

Don't help them next time they want help. At least you know who your real friends are now.

DFizzlio 10

Friday 4 July 2014 8:58

Ouch. that sucks. FYL indeed. They don't deserve to be your friends if that'd how they treat you.

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jtf1234 7

Tuesday 2 August 2016 0:58

At least you'll probably make there yearly pay rate In a month

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