Today, because I'm tall enough to see over the cubicle walls at work, I witnessed my 50-year-old co-worker pulling his finger out of his nose and immediately popping it into his mouth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch time, I went out to my car to dig into my nose. When I finished, I held up the cornflake sized booger in victory. I noticed too late that my boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrified look. FML
Today, thinking that I was alone at work, I started rummaging through my nose, trying to find something interesting. It was only after about a minute that I noticed that my boss was looking straight at me. FML
Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML
Today, my 2 year-old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML
Today, I went back to work after a nasty sinus infection. While I was talking to my manager, I sniffled, and a huge ropy string of green snot popped out of my nose. My manager pointed and shrieked, "OH MY GOD! EWWWW!", getting the attention of everyone in the office. FML
Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML
Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML
Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML
Today, while at work, I managed to scrape open the inside of my nose with my fingernail, drawing blood in the process. I had to quickly up an explanation for my scream that didn't go: "Well, I was scouting for boogers..." FML
Today, while at work, a customer came up to me, stuck his finger in my armpit, then licked his finger. FML
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Top comments
lilhellian 27
That snot a good situation, hopefully the image doesn't stay in your head for too long.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I don't know about you or OP, but if I saw someone pick their nose and wipe it under their desk or on the wall, I'd ******* say something. Since he ate his own nasty nose gold I wouldn't feel the need to say something to him at all, but once he started sticking it around the work place there'd be no way I could keep my mouth shut. Keep an eye on him OP and do not, I repeat do not, shake hands with him. Ever.
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Comments (80)
AsianBomb_xo 10
eww, gross.. lol that's so insanitary. :|
fluffywaspluka 7
#35, insanitary? Your inability to spell the world “unsanitary” correctly is driving me to insanity. But , for the record, it's actually not unsanitary at all, on the contrary, it's quite good for you.
apu_nahasapeemap 10
"Me fail English? That's unpossible!" Ralph Wiggum
RedPillSucks 33
Maybe they're trying to combine insane and unsanitary to create the new word "insanitary". Use it enough and in about 10 years it'll be in the OED.
CrazyMelvin 14
So?
buckdharma 38
Stand tall, but don't look over walls oh, God's sake you might see something foolish. All your seeing right now, is what silly humans hide.
kevi97 6
#42 I agree. My class once dissected pigs and a good portion didn't eat since lunch was right after. Where as I gather extra food and had a wonderful banquet
frozenoreo 6
Well I was enjoying some goldfish...
jh921971 10
I agree, his life sucks
awkwardloveannie 28
he wanted a salty snack what's the problem
nopasanada 3
I have seen that happend in class and I started laughing out loud to the point where my friends looked at me weird and they didnt belive what i had just seen
Octwo 16
Everybody's doin' it, doin' it, doin' it, pick their nose & chewin' it, chewin' it, chewin' it.
natywantspeace 7
Tall people probs.... At least you are not so short u get farted on your face
Ksweety_fml 27
Most disgusting shit I ever read.