Today, because I'm tall enough to see over the cubicle walls at work, I witnessed my 50-year-old co-worker pulling his finger out of his nose and immediately popping it into his mouth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch time, I went out to my car to dig into my nose. When I finished, I held up the cornflake sized booger in victory. I noticed too late that my boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrified look. FML
Today, thinking that I was alone at work, I started rummaging through my nose, trying to find something interesting. It was only after about a minute that I noticed that my boss was looking straight at me. FML
Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML
Today, my 2 year-old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML
Today, I went back to work after a nasty sinus infection. While I was talking to my manager, I sniffled, and a huge ropy string of green snot popped out of my nose. My manager pointed and shrieked, "OH MY GOD! EWWWW!", getting the attention of everyone in the office. FML
Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML
Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML
Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML
Today, while at work, I managed to scrape open the inside of my nose with my fingernail, drawing blood in the process. I had to quickly up an explanation for my scream that didn't go: "Well, I was scouting for boogers..." FML
Today, while at work, a customer came up to me, stuck his finger in my armpit, then licked his finger. FML
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Top comments
lilhellian 27
That snot a good situation, hopefully the image doesn't stay in your head for too long.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I don't know about you or OP, but if I saw someone pick their nose and wipe it under their desk or on the wall, I'd ******* say something. Since he ate his own nasty nose gold I wouldn't feel the need to say something to him at all, but once he started sticking it around the work place there'd be no way I could keep my mouth shut. Keep an eye on him OP and do not, I repeat do not, shake hands with him. Ever.
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Comments (80)
diaspora_fml 26
50? That's gross. Look around some more and I'm sure you'll find some sweet sweet prime of youth picking to rev your appetite back up.
helloboyzder 13
Ugh.
papayeya 18
Lol i guess u will thimk twice before shake ur hamd with him
Terri_Dactal 13
You will never be able to look at him the same again...ever.
AshleaJstudent 16
This is why we don't "spy" on people, I'm sorry you couldn't help being able to see though. Not a lovely view at all. Sorry OP.
RedPillSucks 33
Ask your manager if you can get a higher partition so you can block the view
xMykiss 11
At least there not wall boogers!
davek 36
So? I do that too when I don't think people are watching. Sometimes blowing isn't enough.
Nyx_fml 23
You pick your nose because blowing isn't enough, but what "problem" does eating your booger solve?
apu_nahasapeemap 10
Hunger
KawaiiCupcake 14
Actually boogers are good for you...
perdix 31
Tall people get all the breaks. It's about time you realize a disadvantage for your altitude.