By Few_Absolutes - 12/10/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, at work, my stomach hurt and I passed gas for relief. Moments later, I discovered that my loose, silent "fart" was actually a wet, sneaky shart. The mess was beyond repair; I had to fake a family emergency and crept out of the office so that my coworkers wouldn't see my obvious crap stain. FML
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Few_Absolutes 0

Wellllll ... I'm not 100% sure that someone DIDN'T see it. People are such backstabbers in my office that no one would ever say it to your face; they'd just gossip about you at the water cooler.

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allmidnighteyes 10

"The mess was beyond repair" WTF? Was it like, dripping down your leg or something? Did the raw power of the shart rip through your underwear and through your pants?

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SmilesAlotXD 0

if theres 1 important lesson to be learned in life its "never trust a fart"

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mrose57 0

Ah, the infamous shart. Downfall of hard working men and women everywhere!

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Ninjaface 0

Don't worry, I'm sure your coworkers just followed the trail to left behind.

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hotdogbitchface 0

Wiserman I know this is weird, but you don't happen to by any chance go to Sydney uni do you?

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Witchcraft_fml 4

What's with all the women crapping their pants lately? Ladies, the guys already knew that our myth was just that - a myth. You're going overboard trying to prove it to them. :]

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RubixMonkey 0

I want to know how the shart movie would be called Jaws (I know the reference) but wouldn't it be SHART ATTACK: See Anal the new Movie.

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jdannyl 0

I like how you start the conversation with very civilised 'lady like' language such as 'i pass gas for relief'. Then managed to fall down at the end with 'wouldn't see my crap stain'.

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RubixMonkey 0

Yes but crap stain sounds better than gassy poop stain.

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Few_Absolutes 0

Thanks ... it's just a god-given talent that I have.

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EatMyJizzBitch 0

dude poo is the way of life **** ur co workers i wouldve worked that stain. wouldve said its a clothing logo

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