Work: Today, at work as a bar tender a woman had what I can describe...

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By Gaggy Gagerson - 31/05/2016 18:24 - United States - Jefferson

Today, at work as a bar tender a woman had what I can describe as the world's largest shart, all over the toilet seat that ran down the outside of the toilet. I was the only one there to clean it and I have a very high gag reflex. FML

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LadyIrene 21

Thursday 2 June 2016 16:47

That sucks OP, I hope you didn't throw up too much.

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LadyIrene 21

Thursday 2 June 2016 16:47

That sucks OP, I hope you didn't throw up too much.

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