Health: Today, at the ripe age of 22, I rolled my first joint. Too bad...

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By clutz - 14/09/2016 21:23 - United States - Denton

Today, at the ripe age of 22, I rolled my first joint. Too bad it was my ankle. FML.

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Philintheblankz 14

Thursday 15 September 2016 20:21

I thought it was funny #2.

kingofthelawyers 4

Thursday 15 September 2016 15:39

Somebody has been reading too many memes....

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kingofthelawyers 4

Thursday 15 September 2016 15:39

Somebody has been reading too many memes....

awesomeamandas 37

Thursday 15 September 2016 17:21

I see that you were trying to be funny, just stop while you're ahead of yourself. It wasn't funny.

nonsensical 26

Thursday 15 September 2016 18:33

What makes you the judge of what's funny? Come on.

ShockBlast8879 11

Thursday 15 September 2016 22:27

I see you are trying to be emo, just stop while you're ahead of yourself. You're not emo.

awesomeamandas 37

Thursday 15 September 2016 23:23

not emo, actually. so nice try .

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Friday 16 September 2016 2:28

Grow a sense of humor.

XandWacky 23

Sunday 18 September 2016 4:35

Grow a humor bone

Philintheblankz 14

Thursday 15 September 2016 20:21

I thought it was funny #2.

justinb97 16

Friday 16 September 2016 4:53

ducky10290 8

Saturday 17 September 2016 2:17

You're funny. I like you. Feel better soon!

courtzzz23 17

Monday 19 September 2016 1:05

weed humor!! always my favorite

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