Today, at the gym, I realized the guy who has been staring at me for the past 3 days is the same guy I promised to text back 5 months ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a text from the guy I've been in love with for 3 years, saying, "So um, I've been wondering. Did you used to be a man?" FML
Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML
Today, I messaged the guy I've been seeing for 4 months, referring to him as my boyfriend. His response? "I didn't realize you had a boyfriend." FML
Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML
Today, it's been 5 good months since I reconnected with a guy I've known since elementary. I have him on every social, he called me pretty, etc. We weren't ever together but he acted like my boyfriend. He stopped talking for a month, with messages every now and then, and now he has a girlfriend and doesn't talk to me. FML
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
Today, a person who I've been talking to for months told me they were in a relationship with someone else. I work with this person and see them almost everyday. To top it off, they told me this over text. FML
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Top comments
McNikk 15
You obviously deserve it for not texting him back.
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
Play it off. Pretend to recognize him and be like "why haven't you answered my text messages??" And just act like he hasn't been receiving them.
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Comments (102)
abhi95 31
Ooo. You realised..! Aren't you a keeper..! -.-
perdix 31
Well, he finally found you! Either you're pretty slippery or he's a shitty stalker. If you text him,"GTFO, ya creeper!" you would fulfill your promise.
sweetbliss3 37
is there a legit reason you didn't text him back? if so, then who cares. if not, then just go to him and tell him why you didn't text him and go from there.
paulpring 9
Be honest and tell him you forgot and maybe give him another chance?:)
Sal_G_63 5
I get the feeling OP is the type of girl who texts throughout a dinner date, too.
raininginseattle 9
What ever you do, don't ask him to spot you
RedPillSucks 33
I think he's already spotted her
Zimmington 21
See what happens when you don't keep your promises?
Paradoxxxx 16
That ones all on you, op.
blinked_281 29
If it didn't say for the last three days, I'd say he was staring to try and figure out if she was really who he thought she was
DevilsMetsGiants 30
I hate girls that do that. Total blow to a guy's self-confidence. YDI.
allmidnighteyes 11
Women are not obligated to talk to you if they don't want to, buddy.
TwistedCherub1 15
They are if they promise to do so.
allmidnighteyes 11
No they aren't???? If someone doesn't want to talk to you then you take the hint and move on.
Mackay92 14
so why did she talk to him already?
amDes 11
Right, almost as bad as guys who say they will call... no one is a saint
Xalandra 17
60- probably because he was a pesky a-hole that wouldn't leave her alone. Ever had someone hit on you and you're just not interested. But they don't take the hint? OPs stalker was probably someone like that. Especially if they hadn't gotten over it by 5 months.
Pacifica1165 13
It kinda annoys me when people talk about guys not taking a hint. B/c once in a while you get that girl that had a legit excuse when she rejected the guy, but never replies back. Then the guy thinks that he'd be stupid for "not taking the hint" & just moves on not wanting to seem like one of those persistent, annoying guys you guys talk about. only to find out much later that she was actually interested, had a legit excuse, and was just too shy to ever talk back later. It's not always the same case each time. :/ But I also understand that there are those guys that are literally just too pushy & clingy. But it'd be so much simpler if a girl that really isn't interested just politely say no.