By toto13660 - 29/06/2016 20:10

Today, at the beach, a seagull conveyed its opinion of my cigarette by taking a dump on it, putting it out. Seems they have anti-tobacco sniper seagulls now. FML
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barlos88 19

Catch it, breed it, and make the world a better place

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Dat_Class_Tho 26

@17: No one said quitting was easy. But it's worth doing for your own health (and your family's health). It's a gradual and frustrating process that is intimidating to start. Which is why some people need a little nudge... like for instance getting splatter bombed by a seagull. ;-P

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jstone89 13

I'm a smoker and it's not that it's HARD to quit..(Started at 18, i'm now almost 28) I just dont want to. If you really want to quit it wont be hard.. if you're not ready to quit.. then obviously you wont have enough will power to be successful. I've had my quitting day marked for awhile.. August 1st.. I want to try to have kids starting Sep. so I WANT to quit and I will succeed. :)

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brick0 11

Thats not an fml. That is ******* amazing.

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konieric 3

the seagull saved your life. smoking is a silent killer.

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gohaz933 9

Just saying op smoking does damage in minutes.

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andrmac 25

I can't stand it when people smoke at the beach it just blow onto everyone else.

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tejadboss 7

That's a sign from the universe that you need to stop smoking before it takes a bigger toll on you....

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XxGaLaXy_HiTzxX 14

Trying to save u from the cancer ur gonna get if u don't stop

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